joke of the moment .beat the recession with free laughter,

Knock knock...........
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.

Daves wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Dave replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty one.
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she blushed and she moves in to kiss him. Dave stops her by saying...

"WHOA, hold on there sweety!"
"I haven't added them up yet!"